I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are, alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car… and you know how when you get in a stressful situation and stuff seems funnier than it normally is and you keep yourself from laughing – even though it’s the wrong timing (like at a funeral).
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it… the guy I rear-ended was a DWARF (or is that a little person?).
So the guy storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”
So, I look down at him and say, “Well, which one are you then?”
…And that’s when the fight started.
In case you don’t know, the above is a joke. No little people were injured (or even present) in the writing of this blog post.