If you need one of THESE, it’s time to go on a diet…
The Great John Toilet Company of Laredo, TX will sell you a toilet that accomodates your tons-of-fun lifestyle.
- 150% More contact area on the seat.
- Extra wide base with 4 anchor points on to prevent tipping.
- “Side Wings” to prevent pinching if your fat hangs over the side of the seat.
- Reinforced structure holds up to 2000lbs.