Have you heard about this?
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas and West Virginia boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
- The season opened today.
- There is no limit.
- They taste just like chicken.
- They don’t like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
- They are directly responsible for the deaths of Elvis & Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.
Thanks, Gary, for a great laugh!