The Perfect Holiday Gift

December 8, 2005 — 2 Comments

Nothing says, “Merry Christmas” like your very own Avenging Unicorn Set. You’ll have hours of fun, and all for only $12.95 (and will even wrap it for you, too… bonus!)

Yes, this is for real. It’s available at Here’s all the info:

Everyone needs an imaginary unicorn friend that they can call forth to smite their enemies. The Avenging Unicorn Play Set has everything you need to use the power of the unicorn to rid your life of irritations! Put the posable, hard plastic unicorn on a flat surface and then impale one of three soft plastic figures included (businessman/boss, new age lady and mime). Also includes four interchangeable horns (classic spiral, chrome, glow and pearlescent). And when he’s not vanquishing your foes, the unicorn can pose majestically upon your desk.

Unicorn measures approximately 3-3/4″ tall; figures measure 3-1/8″ tall. Made of vinyl.

Come on… who hasn’t wanted to see a mime get impaled by a unicorn!

(HT: Dave Barry’s Blog)

Pat Callahan

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2 responses to The Perfect Holiday Gift

  1. I like your blog

  2. Hey Milton, thanks for the read.-Pat

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